So last weekend was tough.
I started out by drinking piss on Thursday. Then I tore my ACL on Saturday. Then I lost all 3 plays on Sunday.
So. I mean. This weekend has to be better, right? Like… It can’t actually be worse.
By the way, tearing your ACL sucks butts, you guys. The worst part is having to talk to everyone about it. Because everyone knows someone who’s torn their ACL and they’re very eager to tell you about them. Coincidentally, everyone who they tell you about was the most promising athlete in the world until their injury.
“Yeah, my cousin Sarah played tennis. She was training to go to the Olympics until someone ran into the side of her leg with a shopping cart at CVS. Tore her ACL. She was never the same again”
There’s never a happy ending with those stories either.
“After that, Sarah moved to Arizona. Now she makes Jewelry out of live Centipedes.”
I’ve heard stories that are not totally different from this one about 3 times.
Whatever. We need to Rebound in a big way here
Chiefs @ Chargers
Chiefs -3, O/U 52
You know what I think? I think the Chiefs are stupid. That’s what I think.
You know what else I think? I think the Chargers are stupid too. That’s also what I think.
I’ve been down on these teams for the last month and they’ve absolutely been fucking me because of it. Lesser men would change their tune.
Not me. Call it integrity, call it stubbornness, call it side effects of late-onset lead poisoning from all the paint chips my parents fed me as a child, but I still think the Chiefs suck butts and I will not back down.
This is a Thursday night game, and it’s going to go under.
Yeah, the Chargers scored 37 points last week… against the Giants. I’m not impressed.
Yeah, the Chiefs scored 48 points last week… they also went +5 in Turnovers. That’s unsustainable.
52 points is waaaaaay too much for a short week.
Under 52.