Seahawks @ Buccaneers @ Germany? (Buccaneers -2.5, O/U 44.5)
What do the Seahawks have to do to get some respect?
What do the Buccaneers have to do to lose some respect?
I’m obviously kidding about all of that because then I get to keep riding Seattle and fading Tampa Bay.
Tom Brady isn’t a scary guy anymore. He’s a tattered, shattered, divorced, unloved, old, and broken shell of a man. The Seahawks are playing well. This isn’t news to anyone. These teams have been playing this way consistently for the past 9 weeks and there’s no reason to think that’s going to change here.
Seahawks -2.5
Broncos @ Titans (Titans -3, O/U 39)
Hey Broncos, cool win against Jacksonville 2 weeks ago. Very cool. Welp, you lost Bradley Chubb and now you’re playing against the second best pure runner in the game. Sucks to be you.
The Titans played they’re type of game last week. The game where they run the ball and get ahead so the other team has to push the ball downfield. It worked until it didn’t. Unfortunately it was against the Chiefs and they’re one of the only teams that can win from behind like that.
The Broncos’ offense is pretty much the exact opposite of the Chiefs’ offense. The Broncos’ offense is bad.
Mike Vrabel is smart enough to stick the game plan even with a healthy Tannehill.
Titans -3.
Colts @ Raiders (Raiders -4, O/U 41)
Get the fuck outta here with this one. No one knows what’s going to happen, and nothing will probably happen.
U 41
Chargers @ 49ers (49ers -7.5, O/U 45)
The Chargers have the worst rushing defense in the league. The 49ers have one of the best rushing offenses in the league.
If Shanahan is cool with Jiimy G. throwing the ball 8 times in one half during an NFC Championship he’s going to be cool with Jimmy G. throwing the ball 8 times in one half during a meaningless intradivisional game.
Oh, and Eli Mitchell is back so there are even more horses to run with. 49ers might get 250 rushing yards.
49ers -7.5