This morning, a client was getting their morning medications and they dropped one of them on the ground. This is not a clean ground. It’s actually a particularly disgusting ground, because it’s not just shoes that walk on this part of the ground, but it’s also people walking with bare feet. Personally, I think that is grosser germ-wise because if two people walk on one part of the ground with shoes on then there is a chance that there are two types of bacteria on the shoes. Maybe those two types of bacteria are in some kind of microscopic proxy war and they kill each other. Not a big chance that happens, but there’s still a chance. If you put barefoot germs and fungus in there too, then we’re on a whole new level of fucked up.
So this gal drops a pill on the ground, picks it up, puts it in her mouth, slugs it down with some water, then says, “Eh. Doesn’t matter. I’m vaccinated.”
And.
I don’t know man. Seems like she might not quite understand everything. I haven’t done my research, but I feel like a COVID vaccine might not protect you from a potential microscopic war of attrition. Much like the COVID vaccine didn’t protect the Packers from a wide receiver war of attrition.
I don’t know what a “war of attrition” is, but I’ve heard the phrase before and it sounds like it belongs.
Packers @ Cardinals
Cardinals -6.5, O/U 50.5
So the Cardinals are definitely going to win this game and then these guys will play again in the NFC Championship and the Packers will win. That’s the only way this works, right?
The Packers having Adams and Lazard out kinda takes away Uncle Aaron’s ability to rip a cornerback’s dick off, making Aaron himself kinda inconsequential. His top two receivers are going to be an aging Randall Cobb and a sub-par Bob Tonyan. Yuck.
The Cardinals are going crazy right now.
Me? No, I’ve never doubted them. Why would you say that? Fuck you. You doubted them, probably. It’d be really dumb if someone went on record saying they’d doubted the Cardinals. A real big idiot move that would be.
JJ Watt being out doesn’t really matter. He’s washed.
It sucks to say all of this, especially since the Packers won me another piss bet (which is 3-0 this season, 6-0 all-time, btw), but the Packers are going to get shitted on.
Cardinals -6.5, also tease it down to Cardinals -.5.