Too Early Breakdown: Bad Thursday

Right now there is a bag outside the backdoor at work that smells like actual shit. It’s a trashbag-esque bag, but it’s white. We don’t have white trash bags here, so I’m thinking it’s an outgoing laundry bag. So that means there is an outgoing laundry bag filled with, what I assume, bed sheets that smell like actual shit. 


This is an eating disorder rehab facility. No one here has regualar shits. It’s either rock-hard little pebbles or extreme diarrhea. No one here does a normal amount of shit. It’s either absolutely zero shit or every ounce of shit in their body. 


We can deduce from this information, that there is a laundry bag outside the back door of my work that is filled with sheets that are covered in 2 pounds of diarrhea.


That means someone’s Thursday is going to include driving a bag of sheets covered in 2 pounds of diarrhea just to give to someone else who will have to open up an unassuming bag of sheets that will be covered in 2 pounds of diarrhea and they will have to wash them.


Then they’ll have to cap off their day with a Colts/Jets game. 

T’s and P’s for that guy. 

Jets @ Colts

Colts -10.5, O/U 46


I know 10.5 points is a lot of points, but I’m going to have to reluctantly take the Colts here. 


Carson Wentz is a rottweiler puppy. He’s calm and collected until he’s not. Last Sunday he got rattled at the end of a game he was doing well in, and then he threw the most pathetic pick-six and then another interception in overtime. He got straight up rattled, and then his world came crashing down. After being with Carson Wentz for 5 years, I can tell you that that’s how he is and how he always will be. The man is an absolute head case and I don’t think the Jets are going to be able to exploit that. They’re nowhere near as dangerous on defense as they need to be. 


The Jets are NOT good. Yeah, last week they won one game. Cool. Good for them. They beat the Bengals in just about as flat of a spot as there has ever been. Umm, also, they barely won. They didn’t have a good game plan, they got lucky in a lot of spots. The Jets still suck from top to bottom. I’m not fooled and you shouldn’t be either. Mike White is gonna have a really bad time for 3 hours and we’ll forget his name the same way that we forget 99% of Jets Quarterbacks. 

Colts -10.5.