Buccaneers @ Browns (Buccaneers -3.5, O/U 42)
I’m going to take every opportunity that I have to fade the Buccs. If you don’t want to fade them, that’s fine I guess. You’re a big dummy shrew, but it’s fine.
We’re looking at Jacoby Brissett’s last chance to show that he has the potential to be another team’s starting quarterback next season. So I fully expect him to try to ball out in every possible way he can.
Fortunately for us and fortunately for him, those opportunities may be limited because Chubb should absolutely feast on the Buccs run defense.
“But Jake isn’t the Buccs run defense good”
Yes, but that’s in comparison to everyone’s run defense, and everyone’s run defense sucks total ass.
Chubb and Hunt should have a game since Kevin Stefanski is not a total dumbass of a head coach. He, more than most other coaches, should know that it’s super important to keep the ball out of the other quarterback’s hands when the other quarterback is not just better, but the best quarterback in the history of time.
The bottom line here:
Buccs have shown that they are weak on both sides of the ball and the Browns have shown that they can win in mega tough spots.
Browns +3.5
Chargers @ Cardinals (Chargers -3, O/U 48.5)
Kyler is coming back this week, which is pretty cool for him. The neat thing about him playing with an injury, is that we already know how Kyler plays when he’s hurt because that’s what he did for the enitre second half of last season.
Fuck it, why not give it another go?
They averaged 22.5 points in their last 9 games of the season last year. In those games they were way way way healthier than they are right now.
It’s truly a spectacular thing to watch, this Arizona team. And I, for one, cannot wait to watch this In-Season Hard Knocks over next summer. It’s going to make it so much more delightful to watch this thing all fall apart after I know exactly how their season falls apart.
I can’t wait.
And the Chargers? They’re shit too.
U 48.5
Packers @ Eagles (Eagles -6.5, O/U 46.5)
Everyone knows I don’t make plays on the Eagles because Go Birds.
Everyone knows that.
Here’s the situation:
The fewest points the Eagles have scored in a home game is 21.
If I had to make a play on this, it’s gonna be on the Eagles’ TT.
Eagles TT O26.5.